Dear Labby: gifts & puppy announcements

Dear Labby,

My wife says you need to send a present when you receive a “New Puppy” announcement from a friend. I say hogwash. Who’s right?

Signed:

Dog Acquisition Necessitates Gift?

D.A.N.G., what will they think of next? New lawn mower notice? Disposable camera obituary? Hey… isn’t this why they invented Twitter? I’m guessing the announcement was sent simply…

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