Dear Labby,
I absolutely adore my little pound hound and would never want to do anything to hurt her feelings. But she has disgusting breath and whenever she tries to lick me on my lips, I turn my head away. Do you think she takes it personally?
Signed:
Beagle’s Unsavory Tongue & Teeth Makes Overt, Unbridled Togetherness Hard
Dear Beagle’s Unsavory Tongue & Teeth Makes Overt, Unbridled…
